❝ 𝐎𝐡, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞! ❞

*(𝐘/𝐧) 𝐩𝐨𝐯*

"It seems that she's changing again." I mumbled to myself as I ate another piece of my cake. My gaze was over to where Haruhi was as the familiar short-brown-haired girl approached her. Kyoya-sempai nodded his head as he placed down the spoon onto the plate and looked back at me and towards the girl. 

"It seems she has, I do hope that Tamaki does not take this too far." Kyoya-sempai agreed with me, his legs wrapping around my waist making me a bit stiff. "Sheep-sama!" Hearing the familiar voice of Bunny-Kun I quickly turned my head around towards him and Bear-Kun and smiled, "Bear-Kun, Bunny-Kun, are you all already done?" I questioned them as Kyoya-sempai lifted the teacup towards my lips. 

"Yep! I and Mori wanted to see if you wanted to go and see the rest of the place! I want to find an iguana!" Bunny-Kun exclaimed. He was on top of Bear-Kun's shoulders who had a light smile on his face. "I would love to-"

"I think that (Y/n) is currently busy with me, please go somewhere else if you are already done." Kyoya-sempai snapped at them making me look back at him in surprise. Kyoya-sempai... do you need some croissants?

Looking back over at the two I saw Bear-Kun glaring at Kyoya-sempai as Bunny-Kun just frowned until I saw small little tears starting to build up in his eyes. "Sheep-sama! Kyoya is bullying me!" Bunny-Kun cried out. I immediately pushed away Kyoya-sempai and run up towards him and pulled him away gently from Bear-Kun as I cradled him in my arms. 

"Oh, you poor baby!" I sighed as I looked over at the startled Kyoya-sempai and sent him a small glare. "Kyoya-sempai! Apologize to him! Bunny-Kun did nothing to you, yet you still treat him like that." I yelled at him as I continued to consult the crying Bunny-Kun. Of course, I knew that Bunny-Kun was just pretending to cry to get my attention, but just think what this side of me could do to the club! More people would come in to see this rare combo!

Protective (Y/n) (L/n) x Mitsukuni Haninozuka or "Honey-sempai"

"Oh my god! They look so perfect together!"

"Oh, look! Kyoya-sempai updated a new series of the Host Club staring (Y/n) and Honey-sempai! I'm buying everything!"

Sighing, I turned away from Kyoya-sempai with Bunny-Kun still in my arms as Bear-Kun followed. "You did good, Bunny-Kun." I praised him as I kissed him lightly on the cheek making his face flare up with red as he looked away shyly. "W-Well... anything to make you happy, Sheep-sama!" Bunny-Kun weakly said, his eyes still not meeting my own. 

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Looking out the window the sun was already going down leaving it a light shade of orange and red. Smiling to myself I got up from the sleeping Bunny-Kun and walked over towards Tamaki-sempai who was eating ramen with a gloomy expression. 

"I can't take this anymore." I heard him mumble to himself in between eating as I stifled a laugh and sat down next to him, pulling his head down onto my shoulder. "Hey, Boss! Why don't you stop eating that commoner's ramen and come over here to help us with the party planning." Hikaru protested as he kept on glaring at Tamaki-sempai's head who was currently laying on my shoulder. 

"Does it really bother you that Princess Kasuga has taken a liking to Haruhi?" Kaoru questioned him while sipping on the lemonade that I made, one of my guests asked for it. "He shouldn't be surprised. She's had the illness for a while now, hasn't she?" Kyoya-sempai commented as he continued to type away on his computer. 

"I don't care about that! It's just that Haruhi is stealing everything away from me! First, she stole (Y/n), and the princess I don't care about, but I think that you get the idea that Haruhi is stealing everything away from me!" Tamaki-sempai exclaimed as he continued to eat his ramen. I smiled down at him and pet his head. "There, there, I don't think that anyone has stolen me away from you, Tamaki-sempai. I don't really recall you ever having me in the first place." I smirked down at him as he shivered. 

"What illness?" Turning my head around I saw Haruhi looked over towards me but quickly looked away and towards Kyoya-sempai. "She's got the host-hopping disease." Kaoru answered her with a disinterested expression while he appeared by Kyoya-sempai's back. "AKA the never-the-same-boy-twice disease." Hikaru continued as he appeared from behind Kaoru. 

"Except for (Y/n)." Kyoya-sempai commented as he pushed his glasses with a frown on his face. I snickered, "Yep, when that girl first met me it was nothing but blushing, but I think I am a good reader when it comes to people." I said and played with Tamaki-sempai's hair who shared me some 'commoner's ramen'.

"When we get guests they usually stay with the host that they were with the first time, but you see that Princess Kasuga is a special case. Princess Kasuga likes to hop between different hosts regularly." I described to her what it meant as I picked up Tamaki-sempai and carefully dragged him over to the table where everyone was at. 

"That's right! Cause' before she chose you she was with Tama-chan!" Bunny-Kun explained some more as he fed me a piece of strawberry cake. "Oh, so he's upset because I took her from him." Haruhi speculated. Tamaki-sempai quickly got up from my lap and towards Haruhi with an accusing finger. 

"That's not it! It's because you already stole (Y/n) away from me-- even though she/he thinks that she/he was not mine in the beginning-- and now you're already stealing my guest! How much torture must you give me!" Tamaki-sempai exclaimed as he dramatically fell again on my lap.

"Oh, (Y/n)! Look what state Haruhi left me in! Avenge me!" Tamaki-sempai exclaimed as he rested his palm on his forehead. I deadpanned at him and shoved him away from my lap and onto the floor. "Club hours are over so don't even think that I would play along." I stated and crossed my arms. 

Getting up from where he was he ran to somewhere and come back with his trunk that holds everything that he wants no one to see. Which is nothing but pictures of me, I don't know, ask him. 

"It's got to be here somewhere..." Tamaki-sempai whispered to himself, but after all that he remembers where he put it. "It's in the trash!" Tamaki-sempai exclaimed and got up from the ground and to somewhere and came back with a picture of Haruhi when she was in middle school. 

"Go back to this so you don't have to be around (Y/n)!" Tamaki-sempai ordered her with a teary face. I sighed, "Tamaki-sempai... what did I say about blackmailing people!" I yelled at him as I rolled up a piece of our host picture that had me and Kyoya-sempai and hit Tamaki-sempai on the head. 

"See that! (Y/n) doesn't really love Tama-chan!" Bunny-sempai exclaimed happily as he pulled on my shirt. Looking down I saw him with puppy dog eyes making me smile, and so I did want he wanted me to do, which is picking him up and cradling him.

"Though, why did you cut your hair short?" I asked her, my eyes slightly looking over at the picture of her in middle school. Not gonna lie she did look kind of cute. 

"The day before school started one of the kids in my neighborhood got some gum in my hair," Haruhi explained as I began to picture how it all played out. I guess I'm going to have to do some research to figure out who did that. Haruhi would have looked soo much cuter if she had longer hair! "It's a real pain to get gum out of long hair so I decided to cut it all off. I didn't care if I looked like a dude, you know?" Haruhi finished explained. 

"Though, do you care, (Y/n)?" Haruhi asked me. I smiled over at her and laughed, "I think you would have looked cuter with longer hair, but the you right now looks perfect." I complimented her as she sent me a shy smile. 

"Momma! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again!" Tamaki-sempai complained to him as I gave him a tissue. This was more common than you think. "Assuming club position I think that I am this 'momma' person." Kyoya-sempai sighed. 

"Hate to change the subject, but do you have formal dancing experience? You'll need it at the party. Looking back over at Haruhi her face changed into one of gloominess as she nervously smiled at us. "No, but the party doesn't have anything to do with my quota, right? I'm not interested in going to events so if I could be excused-" Before Haruhi could tilt her head any further Tamaki-sempai interrupted her with his flashing eyes, seriously, am I the only one who follows logic here?

"If you want to stay as a host you must do this! Or, do you prefer for us to reveal that you're a girl thus not allowing you to go anywhere near (Y/n) due to her/his guests?" Tamaki-sempai threatened her as I sighed again. Haruhi quickly panicked as she looked over at me and then back at him with a panicked expression. "I'll do it!" Haruhi yelled out making me slightly jump in surprise. 

Looking over at the others I saw their gaze sharpen at Haruhi. This is going to be an annoying week, isn't it?

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"Haruhi is doing quite fine practicing with Princess Kasuga, isn't he?" One of my loyal guests asked me, her gaze never leaving my own. I smiled, "Haruhi has shown improvements, though I think that it would go much faster if I were to practice with her, huh?" I questioned the raven-haired girl as I took a sip of my blueberry tea. 

She whined, "Don't do such a thing, (Y/n)! Then your attention would be on him all day long!" The girl protested as she huffed her cheeks. I smiled as I leaned over the table and pulled her cheek gently. "You are just too cute, did you know that?" I asked her. She instantly froze as the heat began to pamper her skin. 

"Sheep-sama! Come play with us!" Turning my attention over to my left I saw Bear-Kun swinging around Bunny-Kun who had a happy smile on his face. "Sorry, Bunny-Kun, but I have guests." I apologized to him as I looked back over at the girls and smiled. "I do apologize for that, ladies, though I do think that looking away from you all has helped my heart stop beating so fast. Sometimes just looking at you makes me just lose control and take you then and there." I winked at them, and they quickly fainted. Good. 

"Still so lazy, (Y/n)." Kaoru laughed as he leaned on my side as Hikaru did on the other. "I do suppose that you just can't stand talking to other people other than us, huh?" Hikaru questioned me as he began to kiss my neck. 

I smiled, "Precisely, though I do think that you should stop kissing my neck. Remember, I only allowed both of you one kiss each hour." I reminded them as I sipped my tea. Hikaru sighed in disappointment and pulled away from me. 

"You know, we should have a time where we just hang out the whole day like we used to do." Hikaru suggested. Kaoru nodded, "I think so too, say, Saturday?" Kaoru asked me. I shook my head, "Have a sleepover with Bunny and Bear-Kun. We can do one on Sunday, though?" I suggested. Both of them looked over at each other and sighed before looking back at me and nodding. 

"Sure." Both of them said in unison. Suddenly, the sound of someone falling was heard making me and the twins looked over our shoulder only to see Princess Kasuga beneath Haruhi. "I'm so sorry, Princess Kasugazaki!" Haruhi apologized with a small blush on her cheeks. 

Putting her hands behind Haruhi's neck she pulled her head further towards her startling Haruhi. "It's okay, Haruhi." Princess Kasuga reassures her. "Why soo gloomy, (Y/n)?" Both of the twins asked me with concerned expressions. Soon, Bear and Bunny-Kun heard this as they walked over towards me and soon followed Tamaki-sempai and Kyoya-sempai. 

"What's wrong with Sheep-sama?" Bunny-Kun asked Bear-Kun as both of their faces become worried. "I know everything that has to deal with illnesses so tell me if you're feeling unwell." Kyoya-sempai reassures me, a frown on his face. "Tell daddy if you're feeling unwell and I will be there for you!" Tamaki-sempai exclaimed as he shoved my face onto his chest. 

"I'm fine, guys. Also, Tamaki-sempai? You're not my daddy."

(ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ/ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ!)